The Hague, Netherlands: Spanish street musician Borja Catanesi and the 68 year old dancer from The Hague mr Roland Parijs
imagine just playing your guitar and you come across the FUNKIEST grandpa
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if a girl tried to sacrifice me to the old gods that would be totally fine and I would submit but if a guy did that I would fight back a little
unless he was really hot I guess (the god or the guy)
in which case it is appropriate to fight back for homoerotic reasons
Not me, I’m a pacifist. I just make sad pathetic little noises while he strikes me and look up at him with my honest big brown eyes. He knows he killed a good man and it punishes him more than any physical harm I could do to him.
ohhhh if you hit him with that 🥺 hard enough he’ll never land the killing blow
I’m so patheticcore. I’m such a poor little meow meow.
any decent man would take u in and nurse u back to health under the patronage of the old gods he once foolishly believed he could bring himself to sacrifice u to
(he doesn’t know I am loved by all of the gods and by showing me clemency he saved himself from all manner of ills and perils)
What the fuck are you two talking about
homoerotic failed human sacrifice
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“Blah! It’s me, the alien! I’m gonna getcha! I’m the alien!”
- the alien from Alien (1979)
she never said this. stop spreading misinformation.
She was thinking it though.
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i love when very small bats open their mouths real big and it takes up the entirety of their faces, you can barely even see their eyes
:V
Tiny vampire yells at you to put them the fuck down
NO STOP TOUCHING ME! I AM THE NIGHT!
“Try to keep up, Mr. Spamton. You simply can’t mingle in high society without knowing these basic dances, so please pay attention.”




















